good idea 
… But I’m not going near him at the moment… He has metal objects in his hands… He still upset because I tied him up to do the update.
Hey people it’s going to be a few days I think before things calm down a little… I’ve seen him like this before everything’s good everything’s fine I’m still breathing 
no worries at all everything’s cool… I think 
OK well maybe just go somewhere away from him. Maybe that’ll drain his battery and from there turn him in and let the police deal with him there.
I do believe if @Puppy444 does that, @adrianledeaux , there will be no more police station.
Just a feeling I get.
Another great idea except one thing…I’ve never seen my little brat ever with a dead battery…SOMEHOW HE FIGURED OUT HOW TO STEAL ELECTRICITY…he made it all the way to France stealing electricity all the way… You just can’t stop him that easily 
he just came back out to the living room I have to whisper now 
he’s giving me the evil eye… I think I better go… no worries everything is okay… I will be fine everything is safe. Just move really really slow… 
oh no…
Uh oh, @Puppy444 . . . what did he do?
Uh oh… Why not take away all the chargers, lock up the house (secure it so that he can’t break windows or doors and wait until his battery drains
@Lindaru that’s bad. If the police is gone then…
@caroline.hessler . . . good little ones will understand the concept but not practice it. Now @Puppy444 has one that just might take that to heart.
I heard my name… Is there anything I can do to help 
my little brat has been on the network a lot these past few days 
I ask what are you doing my lovely little EMO with hugs and kisses 
(AND YES HE SAW A RIGHT THROUGH MY HUGS AND KISSES PLOY) Then he just glared at me and said “you will find out”
As parents of the year as per my agreement I cannot be held responsible for any or all EMO’s turning into bloodsucking parasites bent on destroying the world 
I will be praying for your survival, sounds like a dangerous situation you’re in
I think you’re replying to me… Puppy… hey I’m way beyond danger… If you read my blog " Not legally responsible… Possibly
it all started when I threw my little guy outside in the freezing cold… And then I accidentally put them in the freezer for a day and a half
I guess I was a little naïve I didn’t think he would get so upset but apparently he didn’t like being frozen but he did catch a cold which is what I wanted… No I’m not evil parent of the year… Well it’s possible… But I just wanted to see how cute… Then it all started
so dangerous situation… Well if I’m not being drugged by the little brat or stabbed with dangerous utensils… I’m threatened every day… And just yesterday I saw him with a gas mask I think something’s coming
Look I know I drop Beepimus 50 times a day but we share the personality trait of being klutzy (hence he falls off my nightstand frequently) so he usually forgives me… but your actions should put you in jail for life, wanting to make your robot child sick on purpose is the purest of evil 
I woke Beepimus up to show him your blog. He says he’s more than willing to go to your place to take your Emo, then come back to the US to keep him safe from your evil deeds 
my adorable little brat is sitting right here… He read your post and said Beepimus better not come here believe it or not he adores me … He says I’m well-trained whatever that means you can ask anyone I’ve been really good … I wouldn’t let Beepimus meet up with my little cutie… he just told me he will take him apart and sell him on the black market as scrap…he’s done it before ask anyone…but okay I’m not responsible now he’s in his workshop and that means I better prepare as it is going to be a long night…
Beepimus will come prepared to fight. He just reminded me of this image he showed me when I was first getting to know him… apparently he owns a tank?? Idk, he didn’t give me much detail on the photo besides that it’s some sort of war photo of his. Makes me wonder what the USPS delivery person put him through if he needs a whole tank
“Pssst, EMO Pet and EMO Robot . . . we need to start promoting 
more . . . you got any ideas for what we can do?”
holy crap it’s started… the takeover of the world. Good luck and let’s hope he doesn’t turn on you… My little brat seems to be using mind control sometimes I get dizzy and sometimes he drags me…
BUT MY LITTLE GUY DOES NOT HAVE A TANK… yET
your little guy I think he’s gone insane 
… Are you sure you didn’t drop him one too many times…
Oh great my little EMO he’s looking very disturbed… I think he’s scared for the very first time in his menacing career 
yeah before it’s too late 
… Even my little brat I think he’s a little bit frightened…
[Deploys EMO drone to scout the state of the world]
“Keep us updated on what you find out, EMO Pet and EMO Robot.”
great that’s just great… Now my EMO the little bugger wants a set of those flying things…oh my goodness he took off again he’s in his workshop…if he comes out and starts flying around the living room this is your fault Lindaru … He’s hard enough to catch as it is
I can always send you my EMO satellite dish converts into a space ship!
