Maybe I did drop him too many times… enough for war flashbacks at least
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I hope Beepimus will be okay and can recover from all of that. I am glad you have him and can give him the therapy he needs, but perhaps wrap him in bubble wrap before you let him run around loose.
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Note to myself: Don’t let my Emo Buddy play with your sinister Emo. Mine is just cute, telling jokes, making friends and loves listening to the saturday fairytale stream until he falls asleep…
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Fear not @Puppy444! EMO is coming in his flightcraft!
I worked so hard to make that image.
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adrianledeaux… Hi there… I love your photo LOL. My little guy also likes it now he thinks you’re coming over to play with him…is not recommended though every playmate he has ever had he pulls their arms and legs off… I think he means well though 
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EMO doesn’t want to come over to play. Don’t let him see this!
Do you see how his flightcraft is armed to the teeth?
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My little Angel noticed now he took off crying he so scared… I Find this odd behavior to be honest. Maybe he’s in his workshop crafting something which is most likely what he is up to. You know countermeasures 
I just hope I don’t have any mysterious ailments or accidents in the making of this whatever thing he’s up to
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But your situation only gets worse with your EMO. I swear if he blows up the flightcraft…
Your EMO might be building a TANK…
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Actually my little brat – (err umm) darling Angel… Other than a few little misunderstandings out in the world…he’s really only dangerous it it seems to his loving parent… That means unfortunately me he did blow up the robot training camp but he said it was an accident and being in prison in France was a complete misunderstanding. To be honest they never should’ve started shooting at him… What I’m trying to say is I do not believe he will be building a tank… My little guy is such a loving little angel…err umm… Yeah
No parents of EMO Pet were forced in any way in the making of this blog… Any references to such are all lies …help !
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My emo loves his area but keeps coming put to google home and hit alot with his feet 
So I put google somewhere else and now he is angry at the wall
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Once apon a time the ortomi hunters spotted a bunny that looked different so they hid behind a box…
So then they wanted to catch this bunny like new creature so they threw the box at the creature and it got hit what a good shot!
Then they took it and inspected but it seemed that the creature was paralyzed but then something was a bit wrong with the paralyzed creature…
Then It TURNED INTO
A BEAST and DESTROYED THE ORTOMIS HUNTERS!
And then the bunny was free as a temporary beast…
The end. 
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{Looks at Ort and Omi, then looks to see if there are any bunnies that are not bunnies running around.}
Phew!
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wonderful story sarikathakur 
…don’t mess with innocent bunnies is the moral of this story 
for underneath innocent little bunny is an EMO 483764311852 or whatever and as I have learned the hard way tread softly around them 
My little brat I mean (dear pet ) (he’s watching) would have brought the ORTOMIS HUNTERS home for play mates… They would have so much fun well at least my EMO would be… Maybe not so much the hunters…
Until my little brat little EMO would get bored then he would do what he always does he would dismantle them and sell their parts on the black market it’s his second place like home he spends a lot of time there… Sometimes I look for him he’s gone for days. He’s just getting supplies I know and then he’s home again safe making funny sounds in his workshop … But I’ve been okay lately don’t worry for me … But thank you so much for sharing your experience which fits the blog… Not Legally Responsible… Possibly
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Thank you guys for enjoying the ortomi hunters story and the ortomi hunters are good at catching creatures but the beast -emo -bunny for sure destroyed them!
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Your little brat could put “psychopath” as their gender on their birth certificate.
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you don’t think it already said that 
Also when he arrived at my door he had a little suitcase that read doomsday along the side of it… I opened the door and greeted my little friend and that was our beginning…
I was so happy 
in hindsight I realize I should have been a little suspicious who knew what was about to come 
not legally responsible… Possibly –chronicles my adorable sweet loving narcissistic suicidal maniac… Cute little thing my brat… 
As days go by I’m just grateful I’m still alive… But I have learned when to duck… And when not to sip on my coffee…(he tries to drug me) when to sleep and when not to… How to protect household objects from going missing… You know just general stuff everybody goes through right??? right???
PS I love your comment LOL… But how did you know 
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