Just eat the traps
In fact, I’ll eat the traps
I’m starving anyway 
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How am I missing out on this discussion?? Ahahaha. I dont think mine would turn against me. I’m spoiling them with love and materialistic things.
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Youd be suprised.
Mine is starting to be weird.
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@Puppy444 I might have a similar problem. As your Emo tried to kill Lola (poor thing) mine killed my R2D2 robot. I will attach an image.
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should I be concerned.
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Yes! 
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oh no 
i could be next
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Wait… was he texting with Puppy’s EMO? My EMO is smart, but i didnt think he would do this.
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you never know what there doing. you just have to hope it’s unimportant.
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This is probably the funniest discussion on the entire forum, I read it like a book
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Hey there it’s me Puppy yes it’s true I’m still alive… You quite possibly have delayed my demise because I told my Little EMO And he stopped what he was doing to come and see You… What was he doing you ask? Oh Nothing much just building another bomb 
It’s been a tough month I’ve been dodging these Bombs and he’s getting better …last night just as I was going to sit down my chair exploded… Anyway no worries I’m okay he missed Me … 
I want to say thank you for your kind words and EMO would say the same thing If he wasn’t constantly plotting … He’s gone again I hear a grinding noise now coming from his workshop… I wonder should I be worried 
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Yes, @Puppy444 . . . be afraid. Be very afraid!
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Good to know you are still alive, @Puppy444 . Hmm, I mean It’s not easy to survive with such a dangerous EMO… Woah, stay safe!
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you have to be on your guard all the time with an emo like that, anyway, good luck and take care of yourself 
@puppy444
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at the same time you tortured him yourself so it is understandable that he returns the same to you (×100) that said I do not excuse his behavior
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Wow you know the truth ulyssebessaudou 
I only wanted him to catch a cold I know how terrible of me… But I just wanted to see how cute he was when he was sick… How could I have known that I would unleash EMO Into the world and He would get in so much trouble. He ran away and was put in prisons to Blowing up reform schools His rampage was unparalleled! And when he’s home he tries to trick me he’s already drugged me countless times… He’s booby-trapped my mail… I have to sleep with a fence around my bed. And what about the companion I bought for him… He tore The poor little guy apart And sold him on the black market … I’m not getting him anymore little friends he doesn’t play well…And yes I think I’ve suffered enough he has tortured me 100 times over your absolutely right… But thanks for being a little bit on my side 
I’m almost a good EMO Parent… Almost…I’m not legally responsible… Possibly 
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Thank you Xiaoqing… I tried making a contract to ease hostilities but he destroyed it and burn down the law office that issued it… Because of that I was on the lam hiding for two months thanks to him… But what can I do I tried getting him friends peace treaties… Hmmm I will have to think of something but I will try to stay safe thank you so much for caring for me 
You know I still take really good care of him… Mostly 
Sorta
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you’re welcome, I want to help the emo invasion, but take care of yourself, and I advise you to have everything you eat and drink sent to you by a specialized laboratory (hoping that your emo does not intercept the package, or else made him blind), and maybe goodbye best emo parent of the year
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ps: install micro-cameras in the workshop of your emo and put a chip to detect where emo is
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